For Fun Gamers…For Fun Gamers Only! I do not like to try hard in these games so if they make me captain we are not winning, we play for fun. Main 5 but I'm playing mid this season.
Looking to play…Looking to play 1 this season! 26+ carry hero pool, proficient in farming/pushing, itemization, target prioritization, and map awareness. Easily the best 1 (large hero pool) in the league with an in depth understanding of the safelane as it's where I spend 99% of my games. Confident that if I'm paired with any solid pos 5 player we will win any and every lane.
"you are the…"you are the biggest griefer on US East" -foosquash
"you play better on grief picks because that's all you know how to play" - thundtard
"you have biweekly 500 mmr mood swings" -princess
My boss caught…My boss caught me watching a hottub streamer during work and he squeezed my hog so hard and wouldn't even stop after I banned him.
My brother Cornelius Bartholomew Anderson ringle got caught in an alberian twitch prime and bits scam and got sent to the gulag, but we've snuck him a Nokia 3310 in his ass with a spoon that he'll be using to plan a breakout with my cousin longsdale dimmsdimone slingle.