Carry only. Do…Carry only. Do not be fooled by all the slardar and nightstalker games on my profile, I don't play offlane. Those games are indicative of my hero pool and playstyle however. If you are expecting me to solo carry you 1v9 it's going to be a long season.
finally coming…finally coming home after 2 years and some growth im here to tear up sunday and hopefully play with the best carry in rd2l my main man iceyeti
I only want to…I only want to play mid. Do not draft me for other positions please.
I will lead the team and probably take the draft button from you, unless your name is Riceboi/Pishyta, in which case you can make me your boytoy.
ME 3 ONLY DRAFT…ME 3 ONLY DRAFT WITH (PILLS OR LEMON) OR I WILL DISBAND YOUR TEAM LIKE I DISBANDED MAJKA'S TEAM ME BAD U NEED 1 PLAYER BETTER THAN ME TO CARRY, I AM ENABLER NOT A STAR
Fair warning, I…Fair warning, I head out to Germany 3/2- 3/22 aka I will miss playoffs. I rage recalibrated to A1 lmao. Best suited when I play with 2/3's that want to FUCK.
season 30…season 30 winner. go in . please draft me with an aggressive offlaner, willing to help team learn, very smart player will tell the team how to play and will win and will feed prob and will go in.
DM me on…DM me on discord if you're thinking of 1st picking me.
Washed up offlaner with in-game shot-calling & drafting experience.
If I am the highest mmr on the team, I will likely ask to play a different core role than the offlane, which means my performance/hero pools will likely be worse than if I was playing offlane.
Might miss 1 week due to vacation, but should be available for the rest of the games.
Expectations:…Expectations:
1 Scrim Day, 1 Officials Day, 1 team pub day
Teammates must play 12 pubs a week
- Prioritize playing with teammates over everyone else
- Practice heroes with our strats in mind
Respect everyone's time
- When we are with the team we are LOCKED IN and focused on the task
- During team time we treat every second with focus as if we are in an official.
During draft you will not speak unless spoken to.
Shower…Shower Thoughts: I have played quite a lot of seasons now and unfortunately I've become a high mmr support, so, if I'm being drafted and expected to carry my team anyways, why don't I just play core in the first place? Expect me to play like a 5k core, though that should be good enough right?
Will be playing in some other leagues like nadcl and ad2l probably, not sure yet.
I intentionally signed up late, so no thank you, I will not captain.
i dont like…i dont like playing core dont make me play core pos 5 most fun role in game if you make me play core i wont have fun and ill be very sad :(
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=19PREC7qR_Q
Bad Captain.…Bad Captain. Mid only. Party boosted. Unavailable to play outside officials. Extremely toxic: https://imgur.com/zYOVeJk || https://imgur.com/9imdasv || https://i.imgur.com/lPSK19s.jpg . Willing to join Elite Dota 2 League (CDL) if i dont like my team.
Haven’t played…Haven’t played much of any Dota apart from turbos with some friends for probably the last year. Will try to calibrate before draft :) position 4 please.
You know what’s…You know what’s even better than consistently bodying you every time you try to reach out to me, the fact that I’ll get the very last words in too you’re a grown man that’s given 2 years worth of days to Dota just to be a hard stuck ancient with a barely positive win rate you talk shit then back down immediately when confronted, it’s so funny. It’s been 3+ years and you even started dodging east Sunday cause you knew you’d get fucking bodied literally one of the most worthless players I’ve ev
"nobody can…"nobody can match your lil gremlin energy"
european and autistic and stupid and and obeast and crankin my hog rn
and so good at dota its insane
By far the most…By far the most comfortable and experienced on offlane. Plays aura bots and braindead stunners, no zoo. If you are extremely desperate I can play brainless p3 heroes as mid, but will lose lane badly to actual mid players. Don't mind scrims. I can in-game draft if you don't want to. Might be playing in one other league. Will not captain because I'm trying to see if auction draft lets me not have to carry a team for once.
Uninspiring pos…Uninspiring pos 4 player, recovering Rubick addict, recently missed a point and click spell, pretty PMA and I track rs timer most of the time.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/143663588 willing to play any day except tuesday. prefered if I could play mid but I can play any role
Previously a…Previously a (intermittent) Monday player. Primarily pos 4 - happy to do 5 or maaaaybe 3 if needed. Chill vibes and here to have fun. Important: probably overvalued MMR-wise for this draft from spamming gyro 4.
been learning…been learning pos 5 Recently on Smurf and a bit on main too, looking to have a more chill rd2l season by playing exclusively pos 5 this season so please keep that in mind. Additionally I suggest msging me before drafting me, and not spending significant amounts of money on me because at pos 5 my value is not equivalent to my mmr. But if you do spend a bunch on me and decide to grief both of our seasons wcyd,
Ready to flame,…Ready to flame, your high ass MMR don't mean shit. Team review incoming.
Fuck if I care, I've been ordained in the great church of "Peter immortal before Nas slightly less toxic than Vix always wrong against Jags moistly retarded like Hayawi" so your ass is mine.
PMA leads to nothing, let your shit run wild. Flex picks are trash.
Sniper PosALL
Would like to…Would like to 4/5 this season. Not playing much as I'm p busy so I'm maybe anti value. If u plan on drafting me core prefer u msg me first. Draft me with snow or goatsatan and I abandon league.
TREEHARD >…TREEHARD > PINOY DENDI. Playing for fun (Planning on showing up and saying what hero I feel like playing) Draft me w/ Osci/Sync/Vix for synergy. PMA and used to my pos 4 (Sync) not rotating mid so you can afk in your sidelanes if you'd like. HERO OCEAN (IMO).
I'm the only…I'm the only person to be arrested because of Dota twice. True story, on the police report and all. Been playing dota since 2004.....20 effing years. Played several season in AD2L (won a division once) and RD2L in just last season.
I can play 3, 4, 5 and aI have a pretty good pool of heros.
Also like long walks on the beach.
I am a…I am a hyper-inflated mmr pos 1 shitter, who has absolutely no brain cells. Please do not auction me off at some stupid price point. Yes I cheese, and I cheese hard when I want too. :)
ENGLISH NOT…ENGLISH NOT FIRST LANGUAGE MOSTLY SPEAK SPANISH Originally mid but currently learning pos 1 and want to join this league to play the role in a team environment. Very small hero pool. Most likely going to miss a week here and there. No Scrims (Sorry for mistakes used google translate).
I only know how…I only know how to play ad , i dont play normal dota so i just suck at it , im div5 but im like leg mmr player wanna play mid so keep that in mind, if u pick me with Virage im leaving the team also i think ppl that i have played with never liked me so wcyd man just get me on a toxic team.
Played in…Played in EST-SUN back in 2017-2018, now that I've got Sunday eves free again and actually give a shit about Dota again I figured signing up for a season might be fun. Pretty much only an offlaner, can go carry but don't expect much from me on that and don't even think about sticking me on anything else. Not a part of any other leagues or divs.
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/95745142
I will compete to win and will support my teammates. I understand that actions to undermine that effort are harmful to the game’s integrity and my community.
I have played…I have played in AD2L a lot in the past but have been taking a break from Dota to play other games with friends. Getting back through amateur leagues sounds more appealing than solo queue currently. https://www.dotabuff.com/players/86051152
I am always…I am always available and am not in any other leagues/divisions. Down to scrim as many times as needed. Am a pos 5 main, but can do 4 if needed. Recovering from medical issues, so really looking for a friendly team that isnt toxic. Sadddest man alive and an emo if that makes any difference to you.
