I HAVE…I HAVE OFFICIALLY COMPLETELY LOST IT. DOTA FUCKING SUCKS, WHY AM I EVEN SIGNING UP FOR THIS. I WILL NOT SCRIM, I WILL NOT PRACTICE, I WILL NOT PLAY WHAT IS META. I WILL JOIN DISCORD, PROBABLY. PLEASE DO NOT ASK ANYTHING MORE THAN THE BARE MINIMUM FROM ME. I DO NOT PLAY RANKED, AND HAVEN'T FOR ACTIVELY FOR YEARS. I DO NOT CARE WHAT YOU THINK, DO NOT SHARE YOUR OPINION. I AM A WINNER, THAT IS ALL. METROHOOK.COM. I DO NOT CARE. I WILL PICK TEAM NAME, I WILL ALSO HOST TEAM DISCORD. 127.42.310.56 :D
almost always…almost always free at least a couple days a week for scrims excluding Thursday night for AD2L
Significantly would prefer to play 5 but 4 is acceptable
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/202345767
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1208197909
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/461359294
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/143538902
I am participat…I am participating in no other leagues. I would like to play any role except position 4, I am most comfortable with position 2 and 5 but am ok with 3 and 1 as well.
Washed up…Washed up offlaner with shot-calling & drafting experience. DM me on discord if you're thinking of 1st picking me. I'd rather play mid than offlane unless our mid is at least divine. Probably will miss 2 weeks due to vacation plans, but should be able to attend every other match.
Looking to play…Looking to play either position 1 or 3 this season; wouldn't necessarily mind playing 4/5 if the team is good but I have a pretty limited hero pool at both. Don't want to play 2 under any circumstances! Long time player and part of the RD2L boomer squad, I think I'm generally PMA but I also try to win so I take the games pretty seriously. I like teams that try to scrim occasionally, but pubbing semi-regularly is also fine!
soon to be 2…soon to be 2 time Monday champ once from offlane and once from mid so if possible pls dodge and let Aragorn get me late second round again thanks
Chill regular…Chill regular 8-5 workday dude, plays pretty regularly. Been around for a few seasons now, mostly playing mid. I am not a good first round pick unless you're a high mmr core player as I am not good at carrying/closing out games. Please also no pick if you expect your team to be drama heavy or have very strong personalities. Can draft/find scrims if necessary and willing to scrim most days of the week with advance notice.
most toxic man…most toxic man alive, just got unbanned for disbanding my team after scrim week. if you aren't an immortal captain don't draft me for gods sake. I'm better then 99% of the dogs in this league just want a team that doesn't suck ass. if you don't know who i am I don' want to know you, simple as that. cross me in any way and I will have no problem disbanding, this league is trash anyways. I get drafted whateve hero I want. I carry your trash asses and I get the hero I want, that's the rules if you
I'm in CA and i…I'm in CA and i get home from work right at start time or a bit later.
39 yo washed support player.
https://www.dotabuff.com/players/100071079
https://www.dot…https://www.dotabuff.com/players/82630794
Hey, Only participating in this league. I'd prefer to play pos 4 or 5, because those are the roles I am best at.
if an ancient 1…if an ancient 1 could be considered washed then I'm washed. Work, don't play many pubs, would like to play offlane this season but can play support I guess. I don't want to draft or captain this season, this is the sadness arc.
I have had like…I have had like 4 team disbands in a row with terrible win rates. Do not pick me unless you want to have the season over by week 3. May end up leaving myself mid season due to nicer weather months coming up. I will be playing this season with this thing: https://www.azeron.eu/ which I have never used for Dota before.
Pos 3/4 player,…Pos 3/4 player, mainly pos 4. Good secondary voice in game and great advice giver for lower players on team/ in lane. Great at telling lane partners intentions in lane, and overall PMA unless lack of communication is consistent and advice is ignored.
will play…will play whatever, idc. Usually hover around low divine high ancient, but have been busy with irl stuff recently, so have less cares about pub dota.
Yo! I'm a…Yo! I'm a hardstuck legend pos 4 player. Looking to join a team that could teach me some cool stuff to be a better pos 4. This is the only league I'll play in.
Old account: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/356895728
Really…Really Washed
Ostensibly Value
Clockwerk Enthusiast
Killer Instinct
Enjoyer of Baseball
Team Player
Ladies' Man
Ape Dota
Dotabuffs below:
Main: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/140675080
NerdyBOI: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/1017030219 - I only use this to play with close friends of mine who are guardian or crusader at maximum, and it's kind of pointless now that I'm washed.
Don't draft me…Don't draft me on toxic team, ill prolly tank ban no vinny/kstigs. I'm not a good spacemaker and new map makes me lost. Check my recent w/l
VAMPIRE…VAMPIRE RETURNING FROM SLUMBER AFTER ODING ON THE BLUE JUICE. EXTREMELY TOXIC AND WILL CAUSE MENTAL DAMAGE (NO CAP)
MMR IS A LIE. I QUIT DOTA FOR MANY MONTHS AND HAVE LOST MY FINESSE (STILL GOT THE DRIP THO).
ASK PEENIX WHAT HIS LAST EXPERIENCE WAS PLAYING ON MY TEAM.
#FREETHUGGER
OLD ACCOUNT (PRE VAMP TRANSFORMATION) https://www.dotabuff.com/players/136485234 - CALIBRATED AND EQUALLY AS WASHED
Hey, it's Kee…Hey, it's Kee here. I'm not the kind of guy who's gonna sugarcoat things, so let me be real with you. I'm about as useful as a screen door on a submarine. My gaming skills? They're about as sharp as a bowling ball. My reflexes? Slower than a snail on tranquilizers. I'm pretty sure I once lost a game of tic-tac-toe to a goldfish. And as for strategy? Well, let's just say my decision-making skills are about as good as a coin flip.
Have done RD2L…Have done RD2L in the past, though it's been a while. I've shuffled between Ancient. Largely support player. Very chill and happy to go with the flow.
only available…only available on Sundays, probably wont be able to practice. schedule is turbulent might not make many games. looking to only play pos 1 to learn pos 1. only really want to play PL. DM me before picking. (P.S. I have 34 kids in my basement and I release one evrytime I win.)
I am a SUPPORT…I am a SUPPORT player. You will get immortal ~500 value out of me as a SUPPORT. I will play any core role, but I will perform ancient 3 - divine 1 as a core role.
