Hello there, I…Hello there, I am here to have some fun playing some dota, learn from better players, and try to win. I kinda play all the roles, probably most comfortable on pos 4-5, but do play pos 1-3 as well. last time i played rd2l i was pos 1 and I did pretty well but it was hard having a 3k player be the pos 1 or 2, so probably put me 3-5 and ill be dece
I am writing…I am writing this prior to the 4/9 patch. I am currently retired. If the patch is cool I may not be. I will play any role, but i will not support people who ignore me; so half the league. Occasionally PMA. 80% chance im not cptning. Msg me before draft if we need more.
YOU KNOW THEY…YOU KNOW THEY SAY ALL MEN ARE CREATED EQUAL. BUT YOU LOOK AT ME AND YOU LOOK AT SOMOA JOE AND YOU CAN SEE THAT STATEMENT IS NOT TRUE! SEE NORMALLY IF YOU GO 1 ON 1 WITH ANOTHER WRESTLER YOU GOT A 50/50 CHANCE OF WINNING! BUT I'M A GENETIC FREAK AND I'M NOT NORMAL! SO YOU GOT A 25% AT BEST AT BEAT ME! AND THEN YOU ADD KURT ANGLE TO THE MIX, YOU THE CHANCES OF WINNING DRASTIC GO DOWN! SEE THE 3 WAY AT SACRIFICE YOU GOT A 33 1/3 CHANCE OF WINNING. BUT I, I GOT A 66 2/3 CHANCE OF WINNING CAUSE KURT
i took a 7…i took a 7 month break from daily dota and i suck now sorry but i'm being forced into this against my will for a greater cause
i can't carry shit
Windranger…Windranger spammer. 4 only. Toxic. The epitome of anti-value. I play one hero. It gets banned first phase every series. You might see an ancient 2 badge, and be like yeah whatever I'll pick this guy. Lol. If you pick me before the 4th round of the draft, you're dooming your team to miss playoffs. I play one hero at an ancient level, the rest at Archon MAX. Our teammates will hate their lives. I steal waves and camps from cores. Also if you pick me off-role I'm quitting!