Hello. I would…Hello. I would like to take this time to express my sincerest apologies to whomever may end up on my team. For you see, I am a very low skilled player. Unfortunately my small and smooth brain will prevent us from winning any games this season. However, I do offer compensation in the form of introducing you to some cool people (not me). Alternatively you could just use your power as an admin or friend of the admin team to force this team to disband. But that wouldnt be very cash money of you.
I have this…I have this recurring nightmare where I'm wearing Treebeard's skin and walking around Portland's east side Whole Foods. Milfs in Nixon masks and low cut sweaters keep grabbing my crotch and asking me if I want to "bake some bread."
hello. pma…hello. pma player (usually). i will play any position that my capt wants. willing to scrim but will most likely be unavailable during the work week. willing to look at replays and/or help prepare a draft sheet. insecure about my girth.
Hello friends…Hello friends back for another riveting RD2L adventure. 4/5 no stun main (undying, aba, disruptor, omni). Please admins don't grief me during the draft again so I don't pick another 200 ping player ty.