Please for the…Please for the love of god, don't talk to me about meta.
Package deal with YeagerKnight. If you don't pick us together, I abandon and tank the ban
I want to turn…I want to turn into Luna's bodysuit She wouldn't notice anything weird and wear me into the battle And then I would tease her naughty bits I would gently lick her nipples and play with her cunny Not too much though, just enough to get her aroused As she would kill more enemies and get carried away by the slaughter I would increase my "assault" By the end of the battle she would be very close and I would give her the pleasure of finishing the "job" herself, enjoying every last drop she let into m
I have been pos…I have been pos 5 the past 2 seasons, which has been great!~!
Ideally I'd be laned with someone who can provide feedback/some direction - but, ya know. I'll take what I can get :D
kinda want to…kinda want to try playing some core this season (I am dog shit at core). Don't bid more on me than you would a ~high ancient core. Package deal with my life partner (Hulk).
probably, most…probably, most very likely, undoubtedly, seemingly want me as a support. im open to trying core (pos1 or pos3) this season but i would be learning im really bad at it so bid accordingly (maximum double digits)
signing up for est-tues, pst-wed & ad2l (thursdays).
Washed up…Washed up divine now is a garbage legend 5 player
4-5 player only dont draft me for 1-2-3.
Would love to play with LL or M4rce if possible thank you!
Pos 1 exclusive…Pos 1 exclusively pls. Might be value, might be washed idk. PMA team pls. NO LEAVE LANE ON 5 :). BLOCK HARD CAMP = WON LANE. Will not scrim. Will probably not pub. Will not interact in team discord.
!!!!VERY…!!!!VERY WASHED!!!! I have played 16th, 16th, and 14th in my 3 most recent seasons. !!!!VERY WASHED!!!! If I play more than a few games of dota a week, my RSI comes back. !!!!VERY WASHED!!!! Idk how i am still immortal. !!!!VERY WASHED!!!!
Maybe the worst…Maybe the worst player in the league. Draft me if you like seeing your win-loss record start with a zero. Do not pick me if you like streaming the games because I will shout slurs whenever idiot feeders on my team die. Do pick me if you like smelly people. Not available on Tuesdays.
PMA support…PMA support player 4/5 - Only pick me if u have a chill team that want to have fun - I also play on monday but want to try out this auction draft
Captained in…Captained in rd2l est sunday. Kinda toxic ngl. Pos 1 only player can shot call and draft but prefer just to help the captain with it. 1v9 enjoyer, tyrannical admin despiser.
Swapping to…Swapping to pos1 in all the leagues so do not draft me for mid. 50/50 on being able to scrim or not, i won't know until i decide how many leagues I will be playing in. If pos1 is unavailable I can play pos4 (with like 3-4 hero pool). Don't draft me if not for those two roles. My pos1 experience is limited and I will be asking for gyro every game. I don't pub too much my dota time is generally scrims/officials so don't expect me to practice hero/role outside of that. I am what i am.
This season I…This season I won’t say I won’t play pos5. I will but I will just take a shot every time I die. “Most people have a problem with swimming in a lake with a dead body in it. But for some reason everyone is okay with swimming in the ocean which has close to a million.
Last season got…Last season got cut short sadly, hope it's gonna be better in this one :D Can be there every tuesday night, sometimes might need to start a 9h15 since I finish some shift at 9 pm.
Would like to play with Tc and/or M4rc3 TY and let's have fun!
FYI I think I am ranked over my playgroup, should not draft first phase.
ive been…ive been playing mid in LD2L for a few seasons. i have a lot to learn still, but looking forward to playing with and against much higher ranked players. looking for a fun and competitive time. Disclaimer: i suppose i am willing to support as i have my doubts ill get drafted as a mid in this league. however i most likely will not be practicing support roles during the week.
Don't pick me…Don't pick me if your name start with Z. Don't pick me for p3 unless you pick good support. Don't pick me for p4 unless you pick good offlaner. Most of my practice throughout the season will come from playing on my Heraldo account :)
Available…Available pretty much every day (Tuesday-Friday) after 4PM EST except Monday if I'm drafted for Monday Division (EST). Can play all roles comfortably, but pos 1-2 preferred.
Took last…Took last season off and season before was the first I played in. Skater carried us to victory :). Played my first season on CartmanBrah(https://www.dotabuff.com/players/97177200). Just looking to have fun and get better at Dota
I should be…I should be available each week. There could be a week or two I could miss if something comes up. I have a few other accounts which I don't play dota on anymore, so I am not sure its relevant.
Hey y'all, Kee…Hey y'all, Kee here. Part of the RD2L boomer squad; looking for a chill and PMA team. Just lookin' to have a little fun with friends (not in the mood to sweat)!
PMA. POS 3/1…PMA. POS 3/1 PLAYER. DONT GRIEF URSELF BY PICKING ME IM NOT GOOD ENOUGH TO SOLO CARRY :) Probably going to improve throughout the season with or without the team. Willing to coach other players and willing to scrim. NOT a shot caller unless ur all silent as the grave then ill call. Decent drafter since I play almost any hero. IM UNBANNABLE
Mid only.…
Mid only. Party boosted. Unavailable to play outside officials. Extremely toxic: https://imgur.com/zYOVeJk || https://imgur.com/9imdasv || https://i.imgur.com/lPSK19s.jpg . Willing to join Elite Dota 2 League (CDL) if i dont like my team.
POS 1 ,…POS 1 , POSITION 1, CARRY, POSICIÓN UNO, PREMIERE POSITION, POSIZIONE UNA. Played rd2l MONDAY 3 years ago. Quit doto for 3 years. Started playing again 2 months ago. LEGEND 2 GAMER BUT TOP 1 CARRY IN THIS LEAGUE FOR SURE. GIVE ME FARM ITS BBQ CHIKEN ALERT
1, 2 and…1, 2 and occasionally 4 player. No hooks justs vibes pudge player. At least one respect ban GUARANTEE. Recently ranked A tier mid feelsgood :)
making rd2l…making rd2l great again. Would prefer pos 1 as I've been maining that but I was a mid player before, just have a smaller hero pool at that position/open to learning smth new.
Just trying to…Just trying to learn more from different perspectives and avenge the second place standing I had last season. Mid player but could also safe lane carry and always down to learn heroes.
Dotabuff:…Dotabuff: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/101387753
Hello, I would prefer to play 1 but able to play other roles as well. If drafting me please no bully :) I play the best in PMA environments
I'm at 25%…I'm at 25% confidence now, after calibrating at Legend 5. My image is of stratz, will try to calibrate again before draft and resend SS.
P4/5 enjoyer, and can offlane well also if team needs. Large support hero pool as long as it isn't a spirit. PMA old dad guy. I'm older than Aevum, and it's not close.
Nothing flashed…Nothing flashed before my eyes
No pretty angels, and no bright lights
All I saw was the devil's soul
And it looked a hell of a lot like my own
Hello.…Hello. Administrator of Comfiness. I am here to have fun and maintain a PMA atmosphere. Volatile playstyle, sometimes I feel like I can hit everything and other days I am a walking creep. Don't expect me to play core unless it is Pudge.
I don't know…I don't know what this screenshot link shows, but I'm at archon 5 right now, around 10% to L1. Can't access my exact mmr because I'm out in the woods.
Please don't…Please don't draft me without messaging me. I'm a high mmr support player but I'm EXTREMELY play for fun. Don't want to be expected to carry a team to some awesome success or anything, j wanna chill and vibe.
giga anti-value…giga anti-value offlane main- heavily prefer to play that but could be convinced to play 1. will NOT PLAY MID. i'm super busy so i may be flaky
alt: https://www.dotabuff.com/players/29544285